Mixie Mouse and the Magic Umbrella
Mixie Mouse wandered out of her house as lonely as can be.
All her friends were busy and there were none that she could see.
A gust of wind changed her fate as it blew over a table.
It picked up a small drink umbrella and now begins the fable.
The umbrella looked quite normal except for its small size.
It also had the brightest colours in stripes around its sides.
It was these rainbow colours that lifted Mixie’s mood.
And when the umbrella spun real fast that’s when the magic zoomed.
Mixie Mouse was super quick and caught the spinning brolly.
It was nice and bright and shady and made her feel quite jolly.
So, down the street Mixie went with happiness in her stride.
Until she saw a sad puppy sitting mournfully roadside.
“What’s wrong with you?” asked Mixie as she stopped beside the pup.
“My paw is sore,” said puppy, “and I can’t hop into the truck.”
“Don’t worry,” said Mixie Mouse. “I’m sure you will agree.”
“My umbrella will make you better ’cause it’s magic you will see.”
Mixie Mouse spun her umbrella really really fast.
It made the pup quite dizzy and he fell into the dust.
“Now hop up,” said Mixie Mouse. “I bet you’re all better now.”
The pup shook the dizziness out of his head and leapt up off the ground.
“I feel great,” said the thankful pup, “The soreness has gone away.”
“Now I can go with my boss,” and he jumped through the truck’s doorway.
Mixie Mouse was glad that she helped the grateful pup.
She wondered who else she could help or maybe even cheer up.
She stopped under a leafy tree to have a little rest.
But in a bush near her feet, a baby possum was really upset.
The possum had lost his mother when she’d gone to get some grub.
He’d slipped out of her nice warm pouch and fallen into a shrub.
“Are you okay?” asked Mixie Mouse, peering at the small baby.
“I’ve lost my mum,” said baby possum. “And I’m really quite hungry.”
“Don’t worry,” said Mixie confidently. “My umbrella will bring her round.”
She twirled her rainbow umbrella ‘til it made a whirring sound.
There was a crash, a bump, and a crack, mother possum charged through the bush.
“Where are you, my baby?” she cried. “I came as quickly as I could.”
The baby fell into his mother’s arms, “I’m here Mama, I’m starving.”
“Don’t worry my son, I’ve brought some grub that’ll stop your tummy rumbling.”
Mixie Mouse smiled at the pair and then went on her merry way.
Until she saw a baby chick who was trying to do ballet.
“What are you doing?” She asked with a frown. “You really do look silly.”
“I don’t know,” said the baby chick. “But I can’t stop doing the Shimmy.”
“Just watch my umbrella spin baby, it really should do the trick.”
Mixie Mouse twirled her umbrella until she was nearly sick.
Baby chick stopped doing the Shimmy while she watched the colours meld.
Now her feet did what they were told and she pirouetted rather well.
Mixie Mouse was getting tired so back to her house she went.
The rainbow umbrella went with her, its magic not yet spent.
She put it very carefully right beside her big front door.
So, if ever she felt lonely again she could spin it fast once more.
When will it rain?
Bilby fell out of the pouch and opened his eyes
all he saw was gravel, dirt, dust, and flies.
“What happened Mum, where’s all the green?”
“We are in drought my son, there’s none to be seen.”
The bilby hopped a few steps on the dry ground
there was no sweet grass, none to be found.
Bilby was worried, what would he eat?
Mum’s milk had dried up with all this heat.
If only the clouds would drop some rain
maybe then he would try some sweet grain.
What does rain feel like? He looked to the sky.
Would it feel cold and wet, not hot and dry?
He wandered around the parched open plains
when he felt a splotch. Could this be rain?
He felt it again and looked up high
but it was just camel spit, he gave a sigh.
He hopped under a barbed wire fence
and saw a homestead in the distance.
He went to see what he could find
and found a black dog covered in grime.
The black shaggy dog was having a bath
shaking stinky water all over the path.
That’s not rain, just yucky bathwater
Then his nose twitched, was this what he was after?
‘Cause he felt a fine mist and saw a rainbow.
Was it rain or just some tricky show?
There were green plants that looked nice to eat
but a mesh fence stopped Bilby and it couldn’t be beat.
He hopped down to the dam which was almost dry.
Some horses were drinking and making drops fly.
“This is not rain.” The baby bilby sighed.
“Will I never feel water fall from the sky?”
Baby Bilby was hungry and thirsty too.
Will it never rain? What can he do?
Suddenly, there was a rumble that came from the west.
Thunder clouds had gathered, rain barely suppressed.
Bilby looked with wonder at the spectacular sight.
The rain was coming with all its might.
Bilby rushed to hide under a shrub
when rain pelted down and turned the dirt mud.
Now, Baby Bilby has plenty of things to eat
thunderstorms and rain have broken the heat.
Joe the Pizza Dough
There was once a piece of dough
let’s call him Joe.
He was small and very happy
just a smiley happy chappie.
All his mates were rolled
and squashed into a mould.
But Joe was left alone
on a table made of stone.
Until there was a bump
and he fell with a thump.
He went for a mighty slide
over the floor he did glide.
Through onions, carrots, and corn
dust, dirt, and some popcorn.
Tomato, ham, and cheese
scooting past some mushy peas.
He skittled past a sock
and hit the wall with a knock.
He was squished under a boot
with some gum and mashed-up fruit.
He was kicked onto a mat.
He was icky and kind of flat.
A hairy hand came reaching down
and Joe was tossed with a frown
onto a table with some flour
just his luck a flour shower.
Pummelled and teased
he’s now round with anchovies.
He was slipped onto a pan
Yikes! A hot oven was not his plan.
He started to bubble.
Watch out! He’s in trouble.
When poor Joe was finally baked
what a yucky pizza he did make.
Written by Jennifer and Sandra Mayer
The Lost Red Dress
Leticia’s room was such a mess
that she couldn’t find her pretty red dress.
She looked through the clutter and stuff
but all she found were balls of fluff.
It wasn’t screwed up in a ball
or hidden with her toys at all.
It was not to be found under her bed
or lying under her dog called Fred.
She looked under her books and pens and hat
and even under her flowered mat.
She went and checked her brother’s room
but all she found was a broken broom.
Leticia tipped out her laundry basket
but what she found was a jewelry casket.
Her dress was not on the bedroom floor
and not hidden behind her postered door.
She rifled through her chest of drawers
until they were untidy eyesores.
Its spot was empty in her cupboard.
She was so unhappy she nearly blubbered.
Dad came in to check the fuss
his face went white and he started to cuss.
“What on earth is with all this mess?”
“I cannot find my pretty red dress.”
“You silly girl look in the mirror.”
“Don’t you remember you wore it to dinner?”
“Now hurry up and get into your nightie.”
“No dessert for you until your room’s tidy.”
Now Leticia keeps her room all neat
as she never ever wants to miss a treat.
The Mightiest Bum Squeak
Slithery Sid was a mean old snake
taking over Harry’s burrow was a big mistake.
Harry was cranky, that burrow was home.
All his hard work and now it was gone.
Old Mrs. Kanga heard the hullabaloo
and set out to fix the messy To Do.
A message was sent by bush telegraph
to all the creatures that have poisonous farts.
The bush creatures gathered in a clearing nearby
they lined up ready to let their gas fly.
There were koalas, goannas, and a platypus too
trying to brew a big stinkaroo.
Crocodiles and spiders and a termite or two
wanted to help to turn the air blue.
A galah and a bilby waited in line
chewing on leaves to fluff from behind.
A tassie devil did a one-cheek squeak
while a bush turkey fired off an awful stink.
A young emu foisted a noisy fizzle
while the quokka made a little piffle.
Old Mrs. Kanga put up with the smells
the vapour, the odours, and the poop gas as well.
Until she found at the end of the line
a baby echidna with the foulest fart of all time.
Come little echidna your stink is so vile
come chase the snake out, it’s been quite a while.
Everyone gathered with their nostrils pinched tight
the baby let loose with all of her might.
“Eww, what a horrible stench,” said Sid the snake,
and he left Harry’s burrow with a slither and a shake.
All the bush creatures cheered and clapped
the baby echidna and her bum fluff attack.
Baby echidna may be young and may be small
but she has the mightiest bum squeak of all.
Which Shoes to Choose?
Jasmine didn’t know which ones to choose.
She looked around at all the shoes.
They had to be different, special, one-of-a-kind,
remarkable. extraordinary and hard to find.
Jasmine thought, “What about….”
Sandshoes, sneakers, sandals, flats,
or maybe ones that look like cats.
Moccasins, ugg boots, snow boots, clogs,
What about green ones just like frogs?
Thongs, slippers, gumboots, crocs,
or funny ones you wear with socks.
Low heels, high heels, ballet, slides,
or silly ones with holey sides.
Getta, Jutti, Bast or Ghillies.
Traditional ones are very pretty.
Army, soccer, hockey, or skates.
Nah! A bit too dull for my taste.
Ones with dots or ones with bows.
Maybe shoes with built-in toes.
Bunny slippers with pink noses.
Cowboy boots with red roses.
Jasmine searched low and high,
but nothing special caught her eye.
Until she around and saw
the besest shoes in the store.
They were hiding at the bottom.
Purple boots, nearly forgotten.
They were glittery, funky and just the right size
with high tops and laces, what a surprise.
“These are the ones,” Jasmine clapped with glee.
“Let’s buy them now, pretty please.”
“Here you go Saira, Happy Birthday.”
“I chose them just for you for your special day.”
The Things I Love Most Of All
I love cuddling my old blue bear
and sitting on my big red chair.
Touching Mum’s fluffy sweater,
and standing under my pink umbrella.
Redeep noises of a green tree frog,
and patting a happy hairy dog.
Lying in a field of flowers,
and looking up at really tall towers.
Smelling the cool fresh sea breeze,
and trying to catch some falling leaves.
Tossing sticks on a smokey fire,
and getting pushed higher and higher.
Having laughs at family dinners,
and stroking my pet snake called Shivers.
Watching clouds form funny shapes,
and yummy biscuits being baked.
Building large drip sandcastles,
and opening up surprise parcels.
Feeling the sunshine on my skin,
and snuggling in the dark, can’t see a thing.
Spinning round and round feeling dizzy.
Licking sherbet cones, nice and fizzy.
But the thing that I love most of all,
is Grandpa’s lap. nice and warm.
How Many Cats?
How many cats
can fit on a bed?
I count six and
a dog called Fred.
One’s squashing my chest
and snoring a tune.
Where’s Princess Peanut?
She’s in a sheet cocoon.
How many cats
can fit in a tub?
Five tabby cats
all want a scrub.
One has bubbles
on her nose and
Stinky Poo Walnut
is on tippy toes.
How many cats
can fit on a couch?
Four white cats
all ready to pounce.
One sees a mouse
and makes a shriek.
Whisker is hiding
but he has to peek.
How many cats
can fit on a sill?
Three orange cats
sitting so still.
Outside the window,
a bird sings a song.
Ginger’s so hungry
his belly moans along.
How many cats
can fit on a stair?
Three small cats
are just sitting there.
A piece of fluff
goes floating by.
Maggie stares so hard
she goes cross-eyed.
How many cats
can sit on a towel?
Two grey cats
that love to growl.
An ant bites one
on its left paw.
Misty’s toe is
really quite sore.
How many lovely
cats can I cuddle?
Just one, a special one,
my Mr. Snuggle.
Cookie the Care Clown
Often when Cookie was sad or depressed
she went to her wardrobe and there she got dressed.
Cookie found she was happy when she spent a short time
being a care clown at the big hospital downtown.
Cookie put on her dress with the large flower button
and a bright orange coat she got from her cousin.
Matched all of this with a pink feather boa
and a toy stethoscope and a badge like a doctor.
The golden crown she perched on her head
was covered with a sticky spider web.
For her feet, she chose her largest clown boots.
They slapped the floor loudly ‘cause they were loose.
When she was dressed she sat at her mirror
to give herself some shine and some shimmer.
She painted her face to look like a clown
with a round red nose that will stop any frowns.
Cookie was ready so she got on the bus
all the people were laughing, there was no fuss.
She sang and she danced and played funny tricks
with the kids in the wards who were awfully sick.
They smiled and laughed and clapped their hands.
They are not sad anymore and Cookie is glad.
Seeing a care clown helped the kids get well
and now Cookie is happy…I’m sure you can tell.
Baxter’s Wish
Baxter sits in the kennel all alone,
“What’s wrong with me? I want a new home.”
He watches as families wander past,
no one gives him a second glance.
Princess T went home on Wednesday last week
and Mighty Thor, next door, found an owner to keep.
Baxter’s ears droop and so does his tail.
“No new home for me,” he bitterly wails.
Wise old Rupert from across the way
gives Baxter some friendly advice one day.
You must stay up late and look at the sky.
The stars up there are so bright and so high.
If you keep your eyes open during the night.
You may see one fall out of sight.
When it falls make a wish so true,
then it will be granted in a day or two.
Baxter takes Rupert’s advice to heart
and stays up late, way after dark.
He sees a star fall and makes a true wish.
“I wish for a nice family with a couple of kids.”
“I wish for a warm and comfy bed.”
“I wish for hugs and a toy called Ted.”
“I wish for pats every day and night.”
“I’ll wish to chase balls and pretend to fight.”
As the dawn draws closer and night becomes day,
Baxter dreams his wishes are here to stay.
A new day begins and families arrive.
Baxter is hopeful and prances outside.
He sits quite eagerly at the front of his pen.
He thinks of his wishes again and again.
He sees a young boy and gives a small, “Yip.”
The young child smiles and makes his pick.
“I want that one Daddy,” Baxter hears him say.
“He looks friendly and cute and just wants to play.”
Dad looks at Baxter and he gives a big smile.
“Yep, he’s the one. I’ll ask for a trial.”
Now Baxter sleeps at the foot of a bed,
on his warm comfy cushion with his toy called Ted.
He has a warm loving family that he completely adores.
Lots of hugs and kisses from the family of four.
Roxy the Raccoon’s Fancy Dress
Once a fine day
Roxy got a surprise.
“Wear fancy dress
and you’ll win a prize.”
Stella wrote….
“Come to my party
and join in the fun.”
“Have a dance and a laugh
and good food for your tum.”
Roxy looked through
her trunk of old clothes.
She opened her wardrobe
and turned up her nose.
“I don’t have any
fancy dress to wear.”
“Nothing that’s right.”
She sighed with despair.
What about this hat
with a bird on its brim?
Or maybe this cap
with a sequined trim.
A tartan skirt with
a hole for my tail.
Or big clown pants
patterned with scales.
How about this old smock
with lace on its cuffs?
Or maybe this shirt
all covered with fluff.
A bright red ribbon
tied around my neck.
Or a woolen beanie
to wear on my head.
A big blue jacket
or a rainbow vest.
I wonder which one
would look the best.
Roxy looked in the mirror
and gave a huge smile.
I can wear what I want
as fancy dress is my style.
At the party….
Her schoolmates wore
only costumes they bought.
No one had given them
really much thought.
There were gorillas and fairies
and policemen and spies.
Doctors and nurses
and friends in disguise.
Witches and goblins
and superheroes galore.
But none were as good
as what Roxy wore.
Stella clapped her hands
and gave a big cheer.
“Everyone look, Roxy’s here.”
“She’s got her own style and
her clothes are the best.”
“Here’s a special prize
for your fancy dress.”
Now, Roxy doesn’t care
if her clothes are not right.
‘Cause, what she wears today
becomes the trend overnight.
Victor the Robot Vacuum
Victor the vacuum scoots around the floor,
sweeping up dust, dirt, hair, and more.
But Victor is bored it’s the same every day,
nothing changes but if he had his way,
he would go outside and have some fun,
but he’s stuck inside doing his run.
He cleans under the table and around the chairs,
skirts the dog and misses the stairs.
Goes under the bed and annoys the cat,
even spins around on the kitchen mat.
He cleans the hallway and around the toybox,
past the linen closet and the dirty socks.
He nudges the dog’s bed and the cat’s scratching post
and even cleans the bathroom which he hates the most.
One day he stops and looks outside,
he sees an old birdbath, and the gate open wide.
A lawnmower, a bike, and a scooter that’s blue,
what fun he could have if he was there too.
Early the next day Victor bangs on the door,
it opens up wide to the great outdoors.
He gathers his courage and goes down the path,
he trundles alongside the old birdbath.
He goes through the gate and along the road,
hits a bump and a rock and a bus going slow.
He loses a brush and he breaks a wheel,
his paint gets scratched. What an ordeal.
He is knocked by the bike and hit by the mower,
he is scared of the cars and afraid of the scooter.
He wobbles and wavers along the roadside
until he grinds to a halt, he just wants to hide.
“Oh no!” he exclaims. “This is no place for me.”
“Where is home? Is it near that big fir tree?”
Victor stumbles along the uneven path,
until he spots the old birdbath.
“Thank goodness I’m back,” he goes inside.
“No more adventures for me. It’s scary outside.”
Victor’s quite happy doing what he does best,
making the floor clean for family and guests.
He now likes…
Going under the table and around the chairs.
He doesn’t mind skirting the dog or missing the stairs.
Going under the bed or annoying the cat.
He even likes spinning on the kitchen mat.
He likes cleaning the hallway and around the toybox,
past the linen closet and the dirty socks.
He doesn’t mind the dog’s bed or the cat’s scratching post,
and he enjoys cleaning the bathroom floor the most.
Victor’s never bored when he cleans the floor,
and doesn’t dream of going outside anymore.
I Don’t Like Peas
I don’t like peas
and I don’t like jam.
I don’t like sardines from a can.
I don’t like onions
and I don’t like soap.
I don’t like Billy being a dope.
I don’t like peanuts
and I don’t like clocks.
I don’t like stinky daddy socks.
I don’t like spiders
and I don’t like bugs.
I don’t like icky slimy slugs.
I don’t like sprouts
and I don’t like mice.
I don’t like itchy scratchy lice.
I don’t like baths
and I don’t like cheese.
I don’t like my knobbly knees.
I don’t like rain
and I don’t like school.
I don’t like cold swimming pools.
I don’t like monkeys
and I don’t like soup.
I don’t like playing with yucky goop.
I don’t like trains
and I don’t like hay
I don’t like much, that’s what I say!
But, some like peas and some like jam.
Some like sardines from a can.
Some like onions and some like soap.
Billy’s mum likes him being a dope.
Some like peanuts and some like clocks
even Dad likes his stinky socks.
Some like spiders and some like bugs.
and some like icky slimy slugs.
Some like sprouts and some like mice.
Some even like the itchy lice.
Some like baths and some like cheese.
Mum even likes my knobbly knees.
Some like rain and some like school
and some even like cold swimming pools.
Some like monkeys and some like soup
and some kids like playing with yucky goop.
Some like trains and some like hay.
Me? I don’t like these any day.
But,
there is one thing that I like
and this is true.
I LOVE broccoli.
How about you?
Who Stole My Underpants?
Who stole my underpants?
They were tight and blue,
and clung like glue,
but were baggy round the bum.
Who stole my underpants?
They were pearly pink,
had a broken zip,
with hearts front and back.
Who stole my underpants?
They had a big truck
and brought me luck
when I wore them for three days.
Who stole my underpants?
They were yellow and bright,
and glowed at night,
with a silver moon on the front.
Who stole my underpants?
They were patterned with ducks,
who had splotches of fluff,
that stuck to the sides of my shorts.
Who stole my underpants?
They were covered in dots,
or maybe spots,
all the colours of the rainbow.
Who stole my underpants?
They were shiny and green,
with a wonky seam,
and yellow trim along the top.
Who stole my underpants?
They were as loose as a goose,
and smelled like a moose,
with a rope to hold them up.
Who stole my underpants?
They were fire engine red,
and I wore them to bed,
until they got a hole.
Who stole my underpants?
They were white and clean,
and looked like a dream,
with buttons on the sides.
Did YOU steal my underpants?
Were they fire engine red
or white and clean?
Were they as loose as a goose
or had a wonky seam?
Were they covered in dots
or patterned with ducks?
Were they yellow and bright
or brought me luck?
Were they pearly pink
or tight and blue?
Who stole my underpants?
Was it you, You, or YOU?
A Dandelion’s Wish
Dandelion seeds spread far and wide,
high above the evening tide.
Up the mountains and
down the dales,
touching tips of humpback tails.
Skirting rivers wide and deep,
following the tracks of bleating sheep.
Trying to find a worthy soul,
a wish to grant, a dream made whole.
Past city streets around church towers,
in the gardens, amongst the flowers.
Around the animals in the zoo,
in the playground, peek-a-boo.
Down sandy beaches, crisp and clean,
around old doorways, never seen.
Adult and child, dog and cat,
reach up high, they try to catch,
the dandelion heads as they fly past,
but their wishes do not pass.
Floating high above the clouds,
dipping suddenly without a sound.
Flying here and soaring there,
even past the big old chair.
Around and around the busy park,
through the tunnel, what a lark.
Until they sense a wish so dire,
a child’s prayer, that will expire.
Not a dream of an ice cream cone,
or a silly thing like a pretty stone.
A wish so special the seed head seeks,
a sickly child who’s very weak.
Her brother prays with his hands held wide,
the seed head lands, it will provide.
He clasps his hands and holds tenderly,
the dandelion’s secret and specialty.
He whispers his wish desperately,
closes his eyes and blows it carefully,
It floats around his sick sister’s bed,
until it hovers above her head.
It lands softly, a seed head kiss,
then just as quickly as not to miss,
it drops one seed onto the floor,
the wish is granted, just one, no more.
It floats upon the daytime breeze,
out the window to the trees,
To grant another special request,
a dandelion’s wish will be blessed.
Scrumdiliumptious Scoodillydoo
Scrumdiliumptious scoodillydoo
You see me
but where are you?
Tickety tack clickety-clack
Are you hiding
down the track?
Bibitydipity bobbilystop
What’s the time
on the clock?
Piffilypaddy puddilypie
Is that you
up in the sky?
Doddillydap faddilyscat
Are you hiding
with the cat?
Appleedappily dipillydot
Let me check
the big flower pot.
Mopilydopily mottleyscuz
Are you peeking
through the fuzz?
Jigglingjaggling jippityjap
What’s that bump
under the mat?
Vippityvapity tiddilytee
Is that you
up that tree?
Hipplyhappily hoppitywho
Are you hiding
in Dad’s shoe?
Hipplyhappily hoppitywho
Vippityvapity tiddilytee
Jigglingjaggling jippityjap
Mopilydopily mottleyscuz
Appleedappily dipillydot
Doddillydap faddilyscat
Piffilypaddy puddilypie
Bibitydipity bobbilystop
Tickety tack clickety-clack and
Scrumdiliumptious scoodillydoo
There you are
I see you.
Move and Groove
Can you move?
Can you groove?
Turn the page,
see how well you do.
Stand up straight,
big and tall.
Curl up tight,
on the floor.
Rub your belly,
pat your head.
Put your foot,
behind your head.
Do a somersault,
don’t be shy.
Three-star jumps,
touch the sky.
Slide around,
like a snake.
Clap your hands,
hey, that’s great!
Sway your body,
to and fro.
Hop like a frog,
come on, let’s go!
Walk a straight line,
to the door.
Crumple down,
starfish on the floor.
Close your eyes,
and spin around.
Sit down quick,
don’t fall down.
Arch your back,
like a cat.
Puppy dog pants,
yes, just like that.
Hop on one foot,
then the other.
Wipe your whiskers,
like an otter.
Jump up high,
you’re the best.
Lay your head down,
time to rest.
The Little Mouse and Mrs. Macaw
“You sneaky mouse,
what are you doing?
That’s my dinner,
that you are chewing.”
“Go and find,
something else to eat.
That bird seed’s mine,
not your treat.”
“But, I’m hungry,”
the little mouse whined.
“This seed is all,
that I can find.”
“You silly mouse,
there is food everywhere.
With the camels and ducks,
the geese and the mare.”
“There’s heaps to eat,
just look around.
Check in the troughs and the trees,
look on the ground.”
“All right, all right,
I’ll go and see.
If any of their food,
is right for me.”
“Let’s try this grass,
the cows think it’s good.
Oh, yuck!
It tastes just like wood.”
“The camels think,
the hay is nice.
It’s stuck in my teeth.
Ugh! Bad for mice.”
“That weed looks like,
it’s yummy for ducks.”
“What a shame”, said mouse,
“It tastes like flux.”
“The gobbly geese,
love the pumpkin vine.
It’s sweet to them,
but it’s sure not mine.”
“Rabbits sure like,
dandelion flowers.
Makes my belly sore,
for hours and hours.”
“The mare’s oats,
look yummy to eat.
Oohh yucky!
Not my treat.”
Gurgle, growl!
“Can’t you find,
anything nice to eat?
Come into my house,
and have a seat.”
“I know I was mean,
not to share my food.
No one should be hungry,
sorry, I was rude.”
Mrs. Macaw and the little mouse,
met each day.
they chattered and talked,
but didn’t eat hay.
They gossipped and babbled
until the day turned long.
And shared the seed,
until it was gone.
Kitty Cat Swallowed a Cricket
Sleepy kitty opened her eyes.
Stretched her paws,
and looked at the sky.
She arched her back
and took a big yawn.
When in jumped a cricket,
and soon it was gone.
Chirp, chirp!
You’ve swallowed a cricket,
hurry be quick.
Hang upside down,
or you’ll be sick.
Chirp, chirp!
That didn’t work,
try to wiggle and shake.
If you do this,
your belly won’t ache.
Chirp, chirp!
That won’t do,
you need to hop.
Up and down,
you’re sure to pop.
Chirp, chirp!
Try this, try this,
it will work.
Chase your tail,
don’t be a jerk.
Chirp, chirp!
That didn’t work,
just wait and see.
You need to fly,
for it to be free.
Chirp, chirp!
You silly cat,
it is a fact.
If you run fast,
you’ll be free of that.
Chirp, chirp!
Chirp, chirp!
Huck, HUCK!
BLERK!
From running and jumping
and being upside down.
Kitty was tired,
her face had a frown.
She shook and stretched
and curled up tight.
Sleepy kitty.
Good night.
What’s for Breakfast?
Do you have warm congee
and Chinese tea?
Or whitebait fritters
with sauce for three.
Soft-boiled eggs
with soldiers of toast?
Yummy bacon, tomatoes,
and apple juice.
Do you have a warm honey bagel
and a hot chocolate?
Or a cheesy hot dog
stuffed with the lot.
Crispy french toast
with a berry smoothie?
Nice warm rice
with spicy kimchi.
Do you like sweet pancakes
and strawberry milk?
Or hot pho soup
with noodles like silk.
What about watermelon, lychees,
and a lukewarm tea?
What’s your favourite breakfast?
Is it oatmeal, like me?
Roger the Flea
Roger slips off the hair of his dog.
He’s playing around and got kind of lost.
He holds his breath and takes a jump
and lands with a very soft bump.
“Hello, anyone here?” he yells as he lands.
All is quiet on the pooch scratching sand.
Roger scampers through the soft white fluff.
He holds his breath and takes a jump.
He lands in some prickly short black feathers.
They scratch his feet and give him shivers.
“Hey, get off me,” a deep voice said.
Roger has landed on a magpie’s head.
“This is not home,” Roger sighs,
he holds his breath and closes his eyes.
He takes a jump and lands on the grass.
“Now, I’ll just wait until my dog goes past.”
Roger bounces up and down
until a new dog comes around.
He holds his breath and takes a jump,
latching on some swinging stuff.
He quickly climbs up the silky hair,
finds a ladybug living there.
“Not my home,” he says with a sigh
and runs to the tail riding high.
A big black brute trundles past,
he holds his breath and gets ready to jump.
“I hope this one is finally home.”
Roger takes off and lands with a groan.
“Hi, come join with us and have a feast,”
the ticks say as they wipe their cheeks.
“No, thank you,'” said Roger sickly.
He runs away from the ticks quite quickly.
He holds his breath and takes a jump,
he lands in some familiar scruff.
He sees a very happy sight,
his family ready for a bite.
“Ah, Roger you’re back at last!”
“Come, have some dinner,
we’re about to start.”
Tip and Tap
What naughty dogs are Tip and Tap.
They are always getting into this and that.
When left at home it’s fun in the sun.
What mischief they get into, on the run.
Growling and playing are what they do.
Looking for something new to chew.
Jumping over fences to get to the cat.
Digging holes in the dirt, yuck what’s that?
When going for walks they yank and pull.
Trying to run up and down every hill.
They bark at the dogs as we go by.
They growl at the birds high in the sky.
What wonderful dogs are Tip and Tap.
They love playing ball and lots of pats.
They like to cuddle up to us.
They really don’t try to make any fuss.
They protect us from strangers at the door.
They sit at their dinner bowls wanting more.
Their bodies and tails wiggle and wag.
When the family comes home, let’s play tag.
We love our dogs’ Tip and Tap.
Especially when they’re having a nap.
Ellie the Elephant
Can you guess what Ellie and her friends are up to?
Sammy the snake sings songs while sliding down the
grass. Graham the grasshopper grunts while gnawing green
olives. Ollie the Octopus ogles the odd
butterfly. Billy the baboon bounces balls beside a blue
pineapple. Penny the porcupine playfully plays piano on the
caravan. Charlie the crocodile crunches cornflakes while chasing a
feather. Felicity the flamingo flutters her fabulous
handkerchief. Holly the hippopotamus hides happily in the
dog house. Donna the dingo dances while drawing an
elf. Ellie the elephant excitedly eats with
everyone.
One Crazy Night
One crazy night
I looked under my bed.
There was a bright green sock
and a bear named Ted.
And sitting in the middle
amongst all the stuff.
Was a big friendly monster
wearing earmuffs.
Then behind
my bedroom door.
There were two baby spiders
climbing the wall.
Hiding in the corner
as small as can be
a tiny little monster
smiling at me.
Under my desk
was a glove and a ball,
a frisbee, a bat
and that’s not all.
Lying flat on the floor
with his eyes open wide.
A big hairy monster
waving goodbye.
Right up high
with the stars in the sky,
A spaceship and satellite
sailed right by.
And swinging up high
from his longish tail,
a bright shiny monster
his hands like sails.
A funny noise
came from my cupboard.
I opened it up
and saw Mrs. Hubbard.
She was curled up
on my new school hat.
Beside her, I saw
a monster named Splat.
I pulled up the covers
of my lovely new bed.
Pulled them up
right over my head.
And lying beside me
all cuddly and warm,
was my old furry monster
tattered and torn.
He looked so soft
in his old battered way.
I clung so tightly
I wanted to stay,
curled up tight
in my new big bed,
with all my monsters
around my head.
Noises in the night
I was lying in my bed,
starting to dream of sleep.
When suddenly I heard,
scratching at my feet.
It wasn’t at my feet,
it was near my head.
I was pretty scared,
so, I sat up in my bed.
Then I heard a different noise,
coming from the ceiling.
A pity patter of tiny feet,
how fast my heart was beating.
What was that?
What was that sound?
“Can’t you be quiet?”
I screamed out loud.
“What’s going on?”
Dad walked in.
“Why were you,
making such a din?”
Then he heard it.
He said, “Aha!”
He went and got a torch,
from the boot of the car.
He opened the manhole.
He went to take a look.
Shining light, prodded and poked,
searching every nook.
A family of possums
stayed for the night.
Daddy, Mummy, three kids,
all eyes shining bright.
Dad came back,
“We’ll move them tomorrow.”
“A nice warm house,”
“That will stop your sorrow.”
The possum family stayed,
in our roof that night.
A new home was built,
what a sight.
From my window, we can see them,
playing joyfully.
Daddy, Mummy, and three kids,
as happy as can be.
Don’t Step on the Worm
Pat the cat
don’t scratch that.
Stroke the hog
hot diggity dog.
Ruffle the bird
how absurd.
Sneeze on a frog
what a clod.
Kiss a camel
high up in the saddle.
Sniff the snake
look what’s at stake.
Hug the hippo
feels like a pillow.
Skate with a drake
take a break.
Squeeze the mouse,
what a louse.
Tickle the tern
it won’t burn.
Don’t step on the worm.
It will make you squirm.
You can pat the cat or
stroke the hog.
Ruffle the bird and
sneeze on a frog.
You can kiss a camel or
sniff the snake.
Hug the hippo and
skate with a drake.
You can squeeze the mouse or
tickle the tern.
But definitely, definitely
don’t step on the worm.
The Butterfly Ball
When can I go to the Butterfly Ball?
When you come out of your egg.
Now can I go to the Butterfly Ball?
When you grow more than three centimetres long.
Now can I go to the Butterfly Ball?
When you eat ten whole leaves without getting sick.
Now can I go to the Butterfly Ball?
When you can climb up the tallest tree.
Now can I go to the Butterfly Ball?
When you get nice and fat.
Now can I go to the Butterfly Ball?
When you can build your own cocoon.
Now can I go to the Butterfly Ball?
When next spring comes and the winds are warm.
Now can I go to the Butterfly Ball?
Spread your wings beautiful butterfly.
Now you can dance at the Butterfly Ball.
What Do Animals Look Like?
Elephants are huge and flabby.
Mice are tiny and furry.
Giraffes are tall and spotty.
Fish are wet and shimmery.
Hippos are big and muddy.
Snakes are long and slinky.
Gorillas are large and hairy.
Rabbits are soft and silky.
Tigers are slim and stripy.
Lady bugs are tiny and spotty.
Polar bears are white and fluffy.
Flamingos are pink and feathery.
Echidnas are brown and spiky.
Frogs are green and slippery.
Sheep are soft and woolly,
Crocodiles are long and scaly.
Pigs are fat and messy.
Bats are small and leathery.
Dolphins are sleek and shiny.
Penguins are cute and fluffy.
Walruses are large and toothy.
Jellyfish are clear and stringy.
Geckos are pale and clingy.
And Butterflies are delicate and pretty.
Able Alex and Friends
Able Alex,
shares the load.
Gives his friends a hand,
whenever he’s told.
Bouncing Betty,
bounces up high.
Until she nearly,
touches the sky.
Curious Calie,
looks in the pot.
What a fright,
for it is hot.
Daring Dedo,
goes so fast.
Scares the cat,
as he goes past.
Earning Ellie,
helps Mum heaps.
Saving coins,
for lots of treats.
Furious Fred.
jumps up and down.
He’s never happy,
what a clown.
Growing Gaelen,
is getting tall fast.
His feet are so big,
his shoes won’t last.
Hugging Harry.
loves his toys.
He hugs them hard.
What a noise!
Icey Izzy,
plays in the snow.
Sliding on ice.
Go, Go, Go!
Jumping Jenny,
jumps so high.
On the trampoline,
up to the sky.
Kissing Kenny.
loves to kiss.
Watch out girls,
he mightn’t miss.
Lying Lando,
gets in trouble.
Telling lies
gets him double.
Musical Maarja,
sings all the time.
Songs and sonnets,
keep in rhyme.
Naughty Nancy,
stomps up the stairs.
Kicks in doors
doesn’t share.
Organized Ollie,
keeps all in line.
Tidies up drawers,
no rubbish to find.
Perfect Paddie,
all clean and neat.
Bedroom’s tidy.
Oh, what a treat!
Quiet Queenie,
always whispers.
No one can hear her,
not even her sisters.
Rushing Ruby,
bumps into walls.
She moves so fast,
you can’t see her at all.
Silent Sam,
makes not a peep.
Doesn’t move a muscle.
Is he asleep?
Terrible Tanish,
stamps his feet.
Shakes his fists,
and smacks his seat.
Underwear Uwan,
wears them on his head.
Throws them at his sister,
dirty ones under his bed.
Valiant Vince,
bravely climbs the tree.
Catches the cat.
What about me?
Wandering Wendy,
always gets lost.
naps on the bench
loses her socks.
X-ray Xavier,
can see through you.
Knows what you’re thinking,
knows what is true.
Yelling Yoshi,
is always so loud.
Cannot be quiet,
makes lots of sounds.
Zooming Zebbie,
he’s here and he’s there.
Zebbie and his friends
are everywhere.
Felix the Ferret
Felix the ferret
wants to play.
But Andy, his owner
is busy all day.
Felix is bored
he wants to fight.
But Andy is already
asleep for the night.
Felix is hungry
he begs at his bowl.
No more food for you
Felix is told.
Felix is happy
he just wants to dance.
Andy’s tunes are slow,
not great for a prance.
Felix is thirsty
Andy’s juice looks great.
Only water for ferrets
or your belly will ache.
Felix is lonely
he just wants to play.
Andy’s at school
maybe another day.
Felix is grumpy
no one to wrestle.
Andy frowns at Felix
he’s the devil.
Felix is dopey
he just wants to sleep.
Not now Felix
it’s time to eat.
Felix is sad
he just wants some snuggles.
Andy sees he’s blue
and gives him lots of cuddles.
6 Six Book Series – Cool Things
Cool Things to Do
It is ever so cool
to find things to do.
What cool things
are up there for you?
Do you like
visiting Nana and Pop
or horse rides?
Swings on the playground
or slippery slides?
Do you like
scaring monsters from
under your bed?
Jumping in puddles
or playing with Ed?
Do you like
climbing a tree
and building a fort?
Visiting friends
or playing football?
Do you like
riding a ferry
or catching a train?
Visiting the zoo
or sneaking away?
What’s the best thing to do
you scratch your head?
Reading to baby sister
tucked up in bed.
Cool Things to See
It is ever so cool
to find neat things to see.
Look around
I guarantee.
Can you see
the fish in the aquarium
and the shells on the beach?
The tallest tree and
the smallest leaf.
Can you see
the Rosella on
the old lady’s hat?
The gurgling creek and
the upside-down bat.
Can you see
Nana’s old photos
and the birthday cake?
Dolphins doing tricks and
the seals sneak and take.
Can you see
everyone’s legs
when you dive into the pool?
High up the tower,
the view’s so cool.
What’s the best thing to see
when you open your eyes wide?
Your baby sister’s smile
when you come inside.
Cool Things to Hear
There are cool things to hear
wherever you are.
Can you hear cool sounds
from near and afar?
Can you hear
the cackle of
a kookaburra or
the bark of your dog?
Clack of trains over tracks
or the redeep of a frog.
Can you hear
the school bell ringing
when it’s time to go home?
Friends talking fast
on the telephone.
Can you hear
Dad singing funny
when he’s in the shower?
The cuckoo clock
when it hits the hour.
Can you hear
Nana’s oven beep?
The biscuits are done.
Laughter at the table
gosh, what fun.
What do you hear
that you love the most?
Your baby sister’s gurgle
when you dress up like a ghost.
Cool Things to Smell
Smelling nice things
is cool to do.
What can you smell now
is it pretty perfume?
Can you smell
Mum’s fresh baked cookies
with chocolate chips?
Lemon tart, peach pie,
or plain potato crisps.
Can you smell
the fresh cool forest
whisp through the car?
Pine trees, smokey breeze
a forest fire from afar.
Can you smell cut grass
or peppermint toothpaste?
Fried eggs and bacon
or even new paint.
Can you smell the scent
of your nice warm bed?
Soft sheets, pillowcases,
and your bear called Fred.
Was the coolest thing you smelled
the sea breeze on the path?
Or your sister’s wet hair,
clean from her bath.
Cool Things to Touch
There are cool things everywhere
to feel and to touch.
With your fingers, your tongue
or even a brush.
What do you feel
when you pat your pet cat?
Soft fur and ears
or maybe a scratch.
How does it feel
when your tongue licks a pop?
Crunchy or sticky
slippery or not.
What do you feel
when you hug a big tree?
The roughness of bark
on your arms and your cheek.
How does it feel
when your bike blows a tire?
Bumpy and lumpy
like riding a wire.
What’s the coolest thing that
you’ve ever felt?
Your baby sister’s kisses,
so soft that you melt.
Cool Things to Taste
There are cool yummy things
to taste that’s a treat.
But not all things
are sweet to eat.
Can you taste
the tartiness of
the sweet strawberry?
The zing of an orange
or the bitter red cherry.
Can you taste
the smooth creaminess
of ice-cold milk?
With the syrupy toffee
that feels like smooth silk.
Can you taste
the pepper flavour
of the nasturtium flower?
Or the sweetness of hive honey
that lingers for hours.
Can you taste
the hot cookie
straight from the oven?
The sour of a lemon
or a tangy muffin.
Maybe it’s the salt water
when you swim in the sea.
But the coolest thing to taste
Is your baby sister’s tea.
Ten Pink Galahs
(sung or read in the tune of 10 Green Bottles)
Ten pink galahs sitting on the fence,
Ten pink galahs sitting on the fence,
But if one pink galah happens to fly away.
There’ll be nine pink galahs sitting on the fence.
Nine red kangas jumping through the bush,
Nine red kangas jumping through the bush,
But if one red kanga stops to have a snack.
There’ll be eight red kangas jumping through the bush.
Eight brown emus trotting up the track,
Eight brown emus trotting up the track,
But if one brown emu stops to lay an egg.
There’ll be seven brown emus trotting up the track.
Seven green tree frogs sitting on a leaf,
Seven green tree frogs sitting on a leaf,
But if one green tree frog jumps to catch a fly.
There’ll be six green tree frogs sitting on a leaf.
Six grey koalas sleeping in a tree,
Six grey koalas sleeping in a tree,
But if one grey koala wakes and has a scratch.
There’ll be five grey koalas sleeping in a tree.
Five white pelicans standing on the sand,
Five white pelicans standing on the sand,
But if one white pelican does a little dance.
There’ll be four white pelicans standing on the sand.
Four yellow snakes slither up the vine,
Four yellow snakes slither up the vine,
But if one yellow snake slides down to the ground,
There’ll be three yellow snakes slithering up the vine.
Three grey goannas sunning on the rock,
Three grey goannas sunning on the rock,
But if one grey goanna darts to grab a meal.
There’ll be two grey goannas sunning on the rock.
Two orange bats clinging to a branch,
Two orange bats clinging to a branch,
But if one orange bat wakes and flies away.
There’ll be one orange bat clinging to the branch.
One black echidna snuffles under leaves,
One black echidna snuffles under leaves,
But if the one black echidna finally falls to sleep.
There’ll be no black echidnas snuffling under leaves.
Twelve Little Pigs
(Based upon the traditional rhyme ‘5 Little Ducks’)
Twelve little pigs went out one day.
Over the fields and far away.
Daddy pig said, “oink oink,” come back.
But only eleven little pigs came back.
Eleven little chicks went out one day.
Out of the henhouse and far away.
Mother hen said, “cluck cluck,” come back.
But only ten little chicks came back.
Ten little possums went out one day.
Out of the tree and far away.
Daddy possum said, “grunt grunt,” come back.
But only nine little possums came back.
Nine tiger cubs went out one day.
Out of the grass and far away.
Mother tiger said, “growl growl,” come back.
But only eight little cubs came back.
Eight little froglets went out one day.
Out of the pond and far away.
Daddy frog said, “croak croak,” come back.
But only seven little froglets came back.
Seven little joeys went out one day,
Out of the bush and far away.
Mother Kanga went, “click click,” come back.
But only six little joeys came back.
Six little rabbits went out one day.
Out of the burrow and far away.
Daddy rabbit went, “thump thump,” come back.
But only five little rabbits came back.
Five little crickets went out one day.
Out of the flowers and far away.
Mother cricket said, “chirp chirp,” come back.
But only four little crickets came back.
Four little snakes went out one day.
Out of the log and far away.
Daddy snake said, “hiss hiss,” come back.
But only three little snakes came back.
Three little pups went out one day
Out of the yard and far away
Mother dog said, “woof woof,” come back
But only two little pups came back.
Two little poults went out one day.
Out of the scrub and far away.
Daddy turkey said, “gobble gobble,” come back.
But only one little poult came back.
All of the adults went out one day.
To the playground far away.
Sat with the kids to have a snack.
And after lunch, they all came back.